“Did I just put the diaper in the fridge?”
“I walked out to my car and strapped my son into his car seat before I realized that I didn’t have pants on.”
“I was so tired I forgot our son’s name. I gestured to the monitor and asked my husband, ‘How’s what’s-his-face doing?'”
—Megan O'Laughlin Nordheim, Facebook
“I just added that to the list of bodily fluids I had to clean up that night.”
“I got up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night and was surprised to find I felt warm and wet. Turns out I was so tired that I was peeing on the couch instead of in the toilet. I had literally pulled down my pants, sat down on the couch, and started peeing as if I were on the toilet.”
CBC
27 Weirdly Hilarious Things Sleep-Deprived Moms Have Done
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